zlall:

ohmy-fucking-god:

zlall:

nobody is higher on the attractive scale than zayn there is no higher zayn broke the scale.

then harry came along

nobody is higher on the attractive scale than zayn there is no higher zayn broke the scale.



Shut down the internet, they don’t even understand. 

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D: So ladies, you know when you got that cute little tight dress on, you got them high heels. You got that perfume, that makes you smell so good.
N: Girl, don’t even get me started.

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loneookami:

white person: this pussy is too spicy



studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras



Camila getting carried away from fans



darlingdormer:

Natalie as Cressida in the new ‘Mockingjay: Part 1’ trailer [x]



gameofthronesdaily:

”Luckily for us Tyrells, our blood runs quite warm.”



ofoliver:

Childish Gambino @ Splendour for Channel [V]



stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy



getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent